Did you ever create your own versions of commercials in your head?

"I have genital herpes." "And I didn't know that."
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"Yogurte. We misspell it, so you'll buy it. *da-ding*"
Haha, I always find my versions much more entertaining. I mean, what else are you supposed to do during commercials? Something constructive? Pfff...

Did you ever wish it was illegal for all your teachers/professors to pile on work at the same time?

Don't they remember how much it sucked when all their teachers did it to them? Shouldn't they want to be nicer than their teachers were? One would think, but no...the tourture keeps passing through the generations.

Did you ever count the grocery items of the people ahead of you in the express lane, just to make sure?

OK, he has eight, he's cool... She has four, that's good... Wait, wha... Oh, come on man, there's no way that's 10 items or less! Look at that! He's got a cart! One, two, three... Fourteen! He's got fourteen! Security! Kick'em out!

Did you ever wish that instead of a "remind me later" option, there was a "shut up and leave me alone" option?

Yeah, I'll be sure and let you know when I want to restart my computer, or scan my hard drive, or renew my subscription, or check for updates. I promise. So stop asking.

Did you ever walk by someone who smelled so bad your body's defenses physically forced you away?

Mine has. This kid took not even 5 minute showers and didn't use soap, shampoo or deodorant, and then put on the same nasty clothes he was wearing before the "shower". He never bothered to shave or cut his nails or brush his teeth. He never bothered to do laundry or change his sheets. He never bothered to change or shower after working out and it never seemed to bother him that he slept on a pile of his dirty laundry. Think your experience is worse than mine? Prove it.

Did you ever walk somewhere, then by the time you got there, completely forgotten what you walked there for?

Yeah, short term memory sucks sometimes. I've wasted many a walking trip by completely forgetting what exactly it is I'm doing. I'm sure it was something important...

Did you ever put your food infront of a fan because you're too lazy to cool it off yourself?

I have. It's quite efficient actually! But don't leave it infront of the fan too long...then it gets cold and you have to go through the whole cycle again and that just sucks.

Did you ever sneak eat your entire lunch during class in high school?

I know I did. There's just far too much time before the start of school and lunch time. I did it to survive... You know, I only planned to eat my sandwich, but that only whet my appetite. So before I knew it I was watching everybody else eat at lunch. Oh well. It was so worth it. How about you?

Did you ever wonder what this site was for?

Too bad! This site is for a podcast that asks a new "Did you ever..." question everyday, which is answered by the hosts and guests who happen to be appearing for that show. Have a question suggestion? Leave a comment!

Did you ever create a blog for a show?

Well, I did.